Garchaster's Cornblade
Garchaster's Cornblade 2026
Two real SOV film legends are haunted by a tar girl in their dreams, entangling their script writing, untangled by gargoyles and a friendship head. The tar girl's best friend's big wish is to transfer herself from her star planet through the oven to earth and star in Donald Farmer's next movie so that she can smoke herself... Her drug of choice is VHS she finds magnetized at the sun. On her star planet, instead of money and jobs, people spend their lives using recycled earth trash to build karnivals inside their homes. On earth, the kitchen dwellers are dwelling in the kitchen, dripping with disgust until a casting call changes everything...
Cast
L
Lyndsie Jane Earle
Stone
A
Andy Heck Boyd
Gorgas Mordpan
C
Carrie Phillips
Ozra
M
Matt Minter
Scary Fairy Ta
X
X Menzak
Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763
D
Dogfood Williams
Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member
M
Mary Faust
Krink Melrose / Klon Kranger
M
Michelle Wanhala
Koringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member
N
Nicholas DeGideo
Ret Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member
E
Emily Kaldenbaugh
Quicksanders / Unknown / Dead Cult Member
E
Eli Elliot
Gus Galantine / Orty / Korbite / Dead Cult Member
B
Brad Ulrey
Morphbag Ronald / Dezzy Zarndale
L
Logan Lyons
Dead Cult Member
M
Motor Oil
Donald Farmer The Mouse
Crew
- Director
- Kasper Meltedhair
- Producers
- Kasper Meltedhair, Brewce Longo
- Executive Producers
- Lyndsie Jane Earle, Andy Heck Boyd
- Editing
- Kasper Meltedhair, Brewce Longo, Andy Heck Boyd
- Composer
- Kasper Meltedhair, Michael DiFrancesco
Details
- Release date
- Aug 16, 2026
- Status
- In Production
- Language
- EN
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