Closet Jock 2025

2h 4min Directors: Conrad Parker, Walden Woods

Jake Porter knows what he wants, but he just doesn't think it exists, much like Bigfoot... or ghosts... he's heard rumors but has never personally seen one: the Perfect Twink. But Jake becomes a believer when he finds Greyson Lane - last on his list but soon to be first in his heart - knocking at the door for his "open" interview. Fuckable Evan Landors needs someone to walk his dog and he knows just where to look. Wood Walkers, the app is super simple and before he knows it, helpfully handy Tannor Reed is standing outside his door. Well, while the doggo is outside, they might as well get to know one another.